How to go to Heaven

<u><b>How to go to Heaven</b></u> A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. She asked them: - If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven? - NO! - the children answered. - If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven? Again, the answer was: - NO! - Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven? - she asked them again. Again, they all answered: - NOOO! She continued: - Then, how can I get into Heaven? A six-year-old boy shouted out: - YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!

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